Some jokes I loved



A Zero walks up to an Eight and says, "Nice belt!"
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How to Catch a Polar Bear.

Step One. Cut a big hole in the ice.

Step Two. Take green peas and line them up all around the outside of the hole.

Step Three. When the Polar Bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A bear and a rabbit were going #2 in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "Do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies..."No".... So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.

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