Friday Funnies...Will of the People

The president, tired of his low approval ratings, called up
the head of the CIA and said, "I want your very best agent
over here first thing in the morning."

Moments later, a call went out to the Middle East, and the
most gifted American agent was headed back to Washington.

The next morning, the agent was escorted into the Oval
Office. The president said, "I hear you're the best in the
business. I can't trust what my staff tells me. So I want
you to visit every state in the union, every major city. I
want you to stay out on the road until you have an idea of
what the vast majority of Americans would like to see happen
in the Oval Office. Understand?"

The CIA agent responded affirmatively. He left the White
House and wasn't heard from for nearly four months. Finally,
he showed up early on a Saturday morning, and the president
saw him immediately.

The president said, "Did you find out what an overwhelming
majority of Americans want done here in this office?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well, then, express the will of the people," the president
ordered.

So the agent stood up, made a fist, and punched him in the
nose.