Friday Funnies...Speeding...Bad golfer and bad sky diver

A young man was caught going almost double the speed limit through a small town. As the police officer walked up to the car, he said to the young man, "I've been waiting for you all day."

The young man replied, "Don't worry! I got here as fast as I could!"

He got off with a verbal warning.

This is a true story.


Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A: A golfer goes *SMACK* "Dang!" and the skydiver goes "Dang!" *SMACK*

Received from Dalton Green.

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