A young man was caught going almost double the speed limit through a small town. As the police officer walked up to the car, he said to the young man, "I've been waiting for you all day."
The young man replied, "Don't worry! I got here as fast as I could!"
He got off with a verbal warning.
This is a true story.
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A golfer goes *SMACK* "Dang!" and the skydiver goes "Dang!" *SMACK*
Received from Dalton Green.
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